Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
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All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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