Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
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yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
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Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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