The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
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Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
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I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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