brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
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Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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