At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
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Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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