My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
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He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
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He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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