Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
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All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
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We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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