omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
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had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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