I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
What a fucking waste of an outfit
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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