In the future we'll all be gay
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
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i dont even know how to be here
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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