Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
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I think your husband is breaking up with me...
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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