I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
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So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
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No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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