i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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