Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
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Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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