wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
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I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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