the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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