Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
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just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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