This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
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I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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