yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
It's Friday. Sex?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
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let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
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I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I am naked and annoyed.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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