I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
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He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
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But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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