At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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