Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
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you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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