my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
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I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
The air was thick with penises
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
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New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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