Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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