found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
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You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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