Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
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Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
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its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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