Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
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I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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