Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
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being pregnant is like rehab
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
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I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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