Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
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Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
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it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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