You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
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I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
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All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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