I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
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Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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