thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
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My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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