MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
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She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
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"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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