you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
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the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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