We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
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Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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