Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
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Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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