There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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