He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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