If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
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yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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