quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
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I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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