Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
He better not be in your backpack
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heโs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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