i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
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