Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
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Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
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And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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