we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
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I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
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Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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