Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
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Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
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I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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