How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
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Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
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Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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