Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
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Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
whose parrot is this?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
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What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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