I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
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Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
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Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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