A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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