I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
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Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
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I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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